I have this theory that at some US conservative get together a few years back, there was an unreported outbreak of a form of mental Legionnaires Disease and all their brains are now shot to hell by its after-effects. Post Viral Conservative Brain Disorder or PVCBD? 🙂 Aka Mad Con Disease?
Symptoms are a radical inconsistency of thought, delusions about reality, loss of logic, serial economy with the truth, amnesia about the US constitution and indeed about conservative principles, and a pathological desire to kiss up to narcissistic madmen. Unfortunately for the UK there were a few Brits in attendance, probably including Boris Johnson so the virus spread, hence Brexit lies, though in his case he is the narcissistical madman these days. 🙂